n3rd

We were recently forwarded the Urban Dictionary’s definition of a N3RD, which you can find here

1) Someone who was compiled, not born.
2) Someone who cannot differentiate between real life and IRC.
3) Someone who would rather marry a computer.

or

“Nerd” without the e, replaced by the superior letternumber 3. They are extreme nerds who are very unpopular but their IQ is a lot higher than everyone around them. They are pushed around but they will some day become rulers of the world and all will suffer under their cruel wrath.
Jock 1: “Look at that nerd”
Jock 2: “We should go kick him”
Jock 3: “That’s no nerd! that’s a n3rd!”
Jock 1: “Who cares? let’s go kick him”
Jock 2 & 3: “Alright”

or

The way Internet Junkies refer to themselves and others by
“LoL, BrB AfK
Gotta OwnZorS d jon
PS u za n3rd”